Every once in a while we receive some hilarious e-mailed thoughts that don’t make it into the comments section. Today we’d like to feature one of these letters.
Occasional HT collaborator Chilly Jackwater responded to our Tuesday post on 50 Cent’s ongoing feud with Lil’ Wayne and how jambands should start gang wars to reinvigorate the scene. Chilly weighed in with his thoughts:
“The 50 Cents piece was straight gangster. Strong to quite strong stuff. The scene definitely needs to put itself back on the map, because the music sure as shit ain’t doing it. And no matter how many side projects the members of String Cheese form, the bottom line is (in my Rick Pitino voice): Jerry Garcia is not walking through that door. Trey Anastasio is not walking through that door. And if they do, they’re gonna be old and grey. And, I’d add, hooked on heroin. We need something big to happen. A MMF bukkake sex tape featuring someone from The Hills, DJ Logic and Keller Williams, perhaps.” That’s how it’s done.
Jerry Garcia, Rick Pitino, and bukkake…you all can learn something from this man.
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LMFAO! Nice one, Chilly.
Bukkake and a stupide metal Bee Gees abortion in one week? God love the current state of themusic industry. It hasn’t been this interesting since Al Jolson got down on one knee, smeared in blackface, and incited the white folks to start dancing in the aisles.
But I’ll bet Trey could CRAWL through that door if he really, really tried.
Amen Chilly. This scene has really hit cruise control for the past few years.
String Cheese Side Project isn’t going to save anything. Put the V Dub bus on the list of endangered species- along with patchwork pants and hemp necklasces.
What about bunk molly and malnourished dogs, bubba?
And don’t forget garlic grilled cheese and sammy smith oatmeal stout – damn I’m going to miss both of those.