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“Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has demanded an apology from Swedish newspapers for their scathing reviews of the group’s performance in the country earlier this month.” Good fucking lord. From now on, Keith, Sweden and the rest of the world promise only the most positive fanboy write-ups and forty online licks of your taint. Gimme shelter from your douchebaggery. [USA Today]

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  1. “It is Keith who should apologize. After all it costs around $145 to see a rock star who can hardly handle the (guitar) riff to Brown Sugar any more.” –Pretty much says it all right there.

  2. I’m sorry, but Keith can do whatever the hell he wants. The man is the greatest rythm guitar player of all time. Just writing the intro to “satisfaction” makes him a God. Respect!

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