5. “My hamp-ton is so raging right now”
4. “Whatever you do in the privacy of your own room is your business” – Front Desk Clerk: Embassy Suites
3. “My three holes for your extra”
2. “Lemme borrow $1500 for like 10 minutes”
1. During Scent of a Mule, CG leans over and taps a kid playing with one of those stupid green laser pointers and says “haven’t you learned anything from this song?”
Leave a comment with some of the funny things you overheard last weekend and we’ll put together the best of ’em for next week’s B List.
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“Heady Nitrous Goo-Balls!”
that made me laugh!
Girl: “Anything for your extra!”
“I’ve got the babies if you’ve got the tradies”
-Woman on the way in Friday night. There was a dance involved as well.
Said I hattttte laserbeeeeams
Anyone spot Frank aka Mr. Danny Devito at any of the hampton shows? He is a huge phan…stood next to him during one of the coventry sets
#1 is the funniest.
smell my mule.
sorry RyTHC, so were standing like right here @ coventry:
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r134/johnnygoff/dannydevitotoned.jpg
fluff ho
girls whoring themselves for extras is the saddest shit I’ve ever seen
Don’t fret Tyler. They weren’t serious.
GOD SHIT!!!!!hehehe
I will say the greatest thing I saw in Hampton was a young Police Officer in the show standing in a porthole was rockin out singing Farmhouse. Imagine what he would have done during Tube or that sick-ass Antelope. Funny side note the other cop with him was in his fifties and looking at him with utter disgust.
I don’t even have a ticket but something tells me heading down to Mansfield Mass would be worth it just for the mishigos that is the Phish lot scene. Yes? No? Maybe so?
I agree, Andrew – that’s my plan for JB!
Brain dead and made of money for sure.(not to mention drug addled and pornography addicted!)
I still think Pauly’s twitter had one of the best lines, which certainly made A. Samberg cry with happiness:
“I jizzed in my pants”
Some kid who had never been to a show before said to me during Wolfman’s Brother, “I think I just turned alive.” He and I then proceeded to laugh hysterically for about 30 minutes.
Security guard named Troy:
“People walking in and out, saying, ‘Thank you, Sir,’ and ‘How you doin’, Sir?’…If somebody had told me about it in advance, I still wouldn’t have believed it.”