Break Out the Rolls, the Glowsticks and the Cute Chick Blowing Vicks VapoRub Into Your Eyelids

Written by Slade Sohmer on 01.03.2008 | Links

Warning: Do not start playing with this if you have actual work to do. (SFW)

Slade Sohmer

In 2006 Slade Sohmer founded Hidden Track along with current EiC Scott Bernstein. Slade ran the site until 2008, establishing a scope of coverage and level of professionalism that still exists today. In 2010 Sohmer founded HyperVocal with Lee Brenner and the "purveyors of the vital and viral" have gone on to create a network of highly acclaimed sites that includes Headlines That Suck, Weeping Elvis, Distriction and Spike The Water Cooler.

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4 Responses to “Break Out the Rolls, the Glowsticks and the Cute Chick Blowing Vicks VapoRub Into Your Eyelids”

1. Rose Nylund says:

   Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 10:17 pm

   I like the sound effects of “z” then “u” — lyrically, it’s genius.

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2. xeyedandpainless says:

   Friday, January 4, 2008 at 9:51 am

   I love Vick’s Vapor Rub….

   …on my balls!

   RRRRRRR =’s a whole lot of C C Music Factory

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3. Chilly Jackwater says:

   Friday, January 4, 2008 at 10:41 am

   I think I just accidentally wrote Sasha & Digweed’s wedding song

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4. goff. says:

   Friday, January 4, 2008 at 5:27 pm

   wow. that is addicting. just got home from work and was on that for like 30 mins.

   that’s fun stuff!

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