Since when did Ryan Adams transform into Garth Algar?
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So, you should be playing a concert now, but you left because the sound sucked?
so how many songs are about me on the three different albums you have coming out this year?
Ryan: So I was hanging with Phil and we were jamming on Dark Star taking about the Europe ’72 tour…
Mandy (thinking to herself): (I thought Brian Adams would be a lot cooler, didn’t this guy write Summer of ’69?)
You know, I’m really not worthy to tour with Aerosmith…
I have no idea what the stuff in this little brown bag is Mandy. All I know is the last time that I freebased the stuff, my hair turned this color and I thought I was Brian Adams for 20 minutes.
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Mandy : “now, when you’re finished with my jeans, make sure you wash ’em, I might wear ’em on Friday…”
Brian : “okay, sounds good…hey, you notice that kid behind us had a bag over his head…now THAT is weird…”
Thanks for letting me borrow this pink ribbon to tie around the bottom of my jeans Mandy, you can have it back for your hair now, I just wanted to impress that old guy on the bike…
oh yeah mandy, all the kabbalah kids are wearing them over their vintage boots found on the floor at cbgb’s…i mean varvatos’ new digs.
Mandy-“So let me get this straight, you’re not Garth Algar?”
Ryan-“Umm….Party on, Mandy!”
“take your eyes off my hair, mandy. the dude with the bike was forgiving enough, but you’re about to get clotheslined by that tree.”
Mandy Moore and Ellen Degeneres enjoy a stroll in LA.
Ryan documented his dye job live on his blog, Froggy, which, for a few awesome weeks, was the best site on the web. Sounds like you guys missed it.
“OK … First I’ll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I’ll ID the limo by the vanity plate “MR. BIGGG” and get his approximate position. Then I’ll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big’s limo…
It’s almost too easy.”
Hmm, did that guy on the bike just heckle me? I’m gonna stop this walk and go Adams on him.
Ryan: Like, OMG Mandy, these jeans totally make my butt look big
Isn’t it GREAT that we wear the same size EVERTHING?!?!
The fact we both slept with Wilder Valderaama does not preclude us from dating.
Ryan: And I said rectum – damn near KILED em!
Ryan: I swear everyone in New York dresses like this.
Ryan: I loved you in Aquaman. What’s Vincent Chase Really like?
Mandy: OK…Once we get out of public you can take off the disguise
You’re first album “So Real” was like, so real, it totally inspired me.
“Ryan, for the last time. I’m legal!”
Mandy Moore glares menacingly at Ryan Adams after losing the St. Charles Bridge tightest jeans contest to him.
Ryan: “So yeah, when we get back to my place, I can dispose of my stool sample. Maybe then we can get back to the story I was telling you about smoking heroin with David Coverdale back when the ‘Snake played this cool club in Stanhope…”
Ryan: So, we bought matching jeans, got our hair down… I just looooove Bevery Hills!!
My mom and dad would shit if they saw me hanging out with someone like you.
Mandy: You were, like, so funny in Tommyboy
Ryan: For the last time, I am not David Spade!
Ryan: Mandy-candy, do you think I can get on a track for your new album?
Mandy: Sorry Ry-bread, I don’t think it suits my artistic vision.
“No, it is not Orange is called Autumn Sunrise and yes, a speedball is a mix or coke AND herion”
Mandy, looking at you makes me feel kinda fuuunny, like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
Mandy Moore sports new hairdo…Ryan Adams displays new red handbag.
Ryan: “So the stylist gave me this stuff in the bag so you can match your carpet with my new curtains…”
Mandy: “What..You want me to match my carpet with that?”