Comments on: Closing Wolfgang’s Vault?

By: Chilly Jackwater

Chilly Jackwater — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:46:06 +0000

It appears as though both Rockers stole their outfits from Stryper. However, the one on the right clearly stole the look on his face from one of the actors you’ll find after midnight on Cinemax. While the one on the left stole his hair from Steve Sanders.

By the way, I stopped following wrestling when I, you know, hit puberty. So Ace, please tell us more about The Rockers. Were they really good? What happened to them (and this whole scene) when “Nevermind” came out? Were they wiped out, too? Was there some kind of grunge wrestler who completely rearranged the landscape?

By: Neddy

Neddy — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:27:52 +0000

Can you please go into more detail about what makes those capital-R Rockers’ mullets so tremendously hilarious? I just don’t get it. Is it more the expressions on their faces or the shade of green they’ve chosen for their outfits?

By: Ace Cowboy

Ace Cowboy — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:38:19 +0000

Those are The Rockers. Not the “rockers” in question, though. Jokes are hilarious when you have to explain them.

By: Monk

Monk — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:29:33 +0000

I don’t get the wwf reference/tie-in. wtf?

-Monk

By: Ace Cowboy

Ace Cowboy — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:28:36 +0000

Whatever.

By: rob ronanea

rob ronanea — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:06:20 +0000

uh… jerry was cremated :)