Future Phish 2.0 lead singer Trey Anastasio shocked the unwashed masses when he reversed an earlier position and made the outrageous claim that he’d give his left nut to play You Enjoy Myself five times in a row every day until he dies.

[No Dogs Were Harmed In The Making of This Post]
Our anonymous friend consequently shocked the unwashed masses yesterday when he made an even more outrageous claim that he’d give his Black Labrador for a ticket to last night’s Classic TAB show at the Music Hall of Williamsburg. Said friend couldn’t garner entry to the show, but it wasn’t for lack of trying. And his last ditch effort manifested itself in the form of the PETA-fucking Craigslist attempt that Scotty posted here yesterday. Of course it wasn’t serious, but since on the whole Disco Biscuits fans don’t exactly have a good credibility score, plenty of people wrote in to chide him for selling his Bisco lot dog Caterpillar for some unobtainable ducats. The number of serious e-mailed responses to our friend overwhelmed the number of people that offered congratulations on a hoax well done, we thought we’d share our favorites with youse. So without further (Freddy) ado, here are the 10 best from some mindless folks with limited sense of humor:HI...JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT A COMPLETE FUCKING SCUMBAG YOU ARE. ITS COOL...IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO BECOME COOL AND KNOW WHAT TO DO..AND WHEN I WAS 21, I GUESS I WAS AS DUMB AS YOU. TREYS A CRACKHEAD...THE TICKET IS OVERPRICED AND YOU CLEARLY THINK ITS COOL TO TRADE A LIVING ITEM FOR A CONCERT THAT WILL COME AND GO. YEAH YOU WILL HEAR A PHISH SONG....BUT I HOPE ITS THE LAST MUSIC YOU HEAR AS YOU WILL BE KILLED ON THE WAY HOME BY THE KARMA POLICE. I HOPE YOU DIE AND YOUR ANIMAL FINDS A BETTER HOMEREAD ON for more of the responses our friend got about Caterpillar...
Friday, August 8, 2008 at 12:43 pm
NICE! Why am I not surprised Hidden Track gets the goods?
Friday, August 8, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Killer show, brahs. So glad my owner groundscored me a ticket.
Friday, August 8, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Still a little rusty, but sounds pretty good…
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Friday, August 8, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Trey sounds pretty good — although, it sounds like he’s just soloing over a drum machine …
Friday, August 8, 2008 at 1:33 pm
“Killer show, brahs. So glad my owner groundscored me a ticket.”
hilarious!!!
who says brahs? are you retarded and 12? your owner… are you a slave?
Friday, August 8, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I think Caterpiller was referring to the dog yesterday that was offered up for Trey tix.
Friday, August 8, 2008 at 3:05 pm
night speaks vocals are lacking……hmmmmmmm
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Saturday, August 9, 2008 at 1:16 pm
No offense but this vid is pretty sad. Not Trey, but the sound and quality. Couldn’t wait to post this one?
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Monday, August 11, 2008 at 12:51 am
I can’t believe anyone would talk smack about this! This is the first time since Oysterhead that Trey’s played with a really serious band that is about GETTIN’ DOWN – *ahem* musically speaking, of course. And, for the first time in a LONG time (August 15th, anyone?), this man PHUCKING BROUGHT IT – all the guitar stylings that might’ve evaporated were flexed that night, to fantastic effect… though I could’ve done with a certain different bassist and drummer…