Well, if there really is a sex tape out there of the overly anxious Meg White in action, it also sheds new light on “Jimmy the Exploder” and “Ball and Biscuit.”
So could this thing really be Ms. White? And was the impending release of this video the reason for the tour’s cancellation? That, I’m sure we’ll find out in the next 24 hours. Whether it is or it isn’t her in the tape, the girl in the video shares much of the same robotic characteristics and lackluster performance. Zing!
UPDATE: Meg White’s publicist has issued the following statement: “Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It’s definitely not Meg.” BOO!!!!!