Giving New Meaning To “Get Behind Me Satan”
Well, if there really is a sex tape out there of the overly anxious Meg White in action, it also sheds new light on “Jimmy the Exploder” and “Ball and Biscuit.”
So could this thing really be Ms. White? And was the impending release of this video the reason for the tour’s cancellation? That, I’m sure we’ll find out in the next 24 hours. Whether it is or it isn’t her in the tape, the girl in the video shares much of the same robotic characteristics and lackluster performance. Zing!
UPDATE: Meg White’s publicist has issued the following statement: “Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It’s definitely not Meg.” BOO!!!!!
Slade Sohmer
In 2006 Slade Sohmer founded Hidden Track along with current EiC Scott Bernstein. Slade ran the site until 2008, establishing a scope of coverage and level of professionalism that still exists today. In 2010 Sohmer founded HyperVocal with Lee Brenner and the "purveyors of the vital and viral" have gone on to create a network of highly acclaimed sites that includes Headlines That Suck, Weeping Elvis, Distriction and Spike The Water Cooler.
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By the way, Meg White rocks. That last line is just a little yoke, friends. Friends? Friends!
I think that guy found “the hardest button to button.”
I’m not that impressed by the action, and in fact, it turns me off more than it turns me on. Who knew “Icky Thump” could so accurately describe something so close to home?
“that’s hot”
lackluster performance? fine.
but is there boob swing like when she works the floor tom?
huge fan of meg’s boob swingage.
Best title on any post I’ve read here yet!
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that is not meg