In one of the first big shocks of 2008, French house duo Justice will be headlining a gig at MSG on March 11th. Can somebody explain to us how a band [not named Hannah Montana] with one album under its belt expects to fill the Garden? Justice’s show is part of the MySpace Music tour, with Chromeo, Busy P. and Fancy supporting the duo; in other words, the opening acts can’t be counted on to sell tickets. You can buy your tickets now using the password edbanger.

Let’s start off the week by seeing what’s goin’ on around the nets:

• Did you know Mike Huckabee once pardoned Keith Richards?
• Marty Crandall of The Shins allegedly likes to beat women
• A massive collection of old reggae recordings was stolen from the archives of the Jamaican Broadcasting Network
• Guitarist Hubert Sumlin continues to shine at age 76
• The Times asks whether musicians are any good at blogging?
• The Foo Fighters are looking for an unsigned instrumentalists
• Big Head Todd and the Monsters are trying something completely different by giving out their new album
• Uncle Neddy runs down the NYC shows of the week

Finally, for our friends in New York, watch out for the striking Ninja Bandit.

David Lynch’s faux-iPhone commercial…now that’s comedy: