Most Internet banter places Trey Anastasio’s appearance somewhere between Eric Clapton and Chuck Norris. But we ran a cadre of musical portraits through the new Hidden Track Facial Recognito 3000, and as it turns out, Bob Weir looks more like the redheaded ass-kicker/name-taker than Big Red. Trey? It seems that he’s more a cross between Jane Fonda, Ellen DeGeneres and Dolph Lundgren. Seriously.

Myheritage.com is a new social networking sites for families. The site is largely negligible, except for a cool feature that let’s you upload a picture of someone so it can find celebrity lookalikes. We gave the service a spin using some of our favorite musicians, and the results may surprise you…

You’ve gotta love a piece of software that says Bob Weir looks like both a crazed murderer and the kid that fucked a pastry in American Pie. Let’s see some more…

Bruce Hornsby: Houdini and Prince Charles? Fantastic…

Mike Gordon: Owen Wilson is generous, Rod Stewart is not

Gene Ween: Now starring in second Joey spin-off

Ernie Anastasio: The hot chick from 24? I knew I liked him…

Grace Potter: The New Hotness

Marc Brownstein: Lucille Ball? Classic…

Kyle Gass: New nickname, Air Gass 23

Donna Jean Godchaux: A mix between Kathy Bates and Jack Osbourne, that’s priceless…

Jeff Austin: Wow, he really looks like Linus Torvalds…

Pat Benatar: I don’t remember Pat Benatar being that sexy…wait, Elisha Cuthbert? Does that mean Benatar looks like Trey?

Hopefully we’ve just provided you with a nice new tool for wasting valuable time at work or at home…try some for yourself, report back with your findings.