Our fabulous friends over at the always on-point Fast Hugs found possibly the greatest ’80s cheesefest on the entire YouTube site.

I’d hate to spoil any surprises here, but I implore you not to turn your attention away from a video that features Bea Arthur, Nell Carter, a wacked out Charlotte Rae, a futuristic Marla Gibbs, a young Carlton and Punky Brewster getting touched by Mammy Nell, perhaps inappropriately, perhaps not. It’s just awesome. Simply awesome. They’ve gotta update this right now. Paging Steve Carell…

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