Rumor: Sen. Hillary Clinton Sold Phatty Grilled Cheese in Parking Lots of 1993 H.O.R.D.E Tour

Bill Clinton often made decisions with his Little Head while in the Oval Office. But now Hillary Clinton is thinking that Big Head Todd may help her get there.

Clinton has apparently dumped her much ballyhooed Celine Dion campaign song in favor of a 2005 ditty from the Colorado quartet, which is amazingly still going after 20 years, Monsters and all. The H in Hillary must stand for ‘heady,’ brah.

If you’re curious as to what this song sounds like, take a listen to the video below. It may have been created with the best of intentions — dedicated to the space shuttle program and Columbia disaster — but it’s basically a steaming pile of elephant dung covered in burnt hair and ammonia. Just terrible stuff, and it’s crazy, but I’d rather hear the Celine Dion tune that Clinton used to feature.

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3 Responses

  1. I remember buying BHT&TM’s follow up to Sister Sweetly and being as pissed as I was when I got the Spin Doctors follow up to Pocket Full of Kryptonite. Both those albums suck so bad I don’t even remember their names.

  2. @ the 1:20-1:24 mark, there’s some pics of Eileen Collins, first female shuttle commander and from Elmira, NY – (aka Goff’s hometown)

    therefore, I give the song/vid some props.

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