The B List: 10 Things Overheard at Hampton
You hear some funny things walking around the parking lot and hallways of a Phish show. We’ve put together a list of zingers overheard this past weekend at Hampton. Thanks to Hal, Cabo, Pete, Heather, SGordo, DaveO, CG, Coach and all of Team HLA for their contributions to this list…
10. Ramada Inn employee as she began sweeping up our parking lot Monday morning: “Dag gone! Look at all of these balloons. I hope everyone is alright!”
9. “Splooge in my girl’s face for your extra.”
8. Huge dude working the gate on the way out Friday night: “Y’all get some rest now ’cause we got to do this again tomorrow night”
7. “”Friday was like an incredible lovemaking orgasm and Saturday was like nasty late night fellatio”
6. “Page is the new Trey”
READ ON for five more thoughts overheard at Hampton…
5. “My hamp-ton is so raging right now”
4. “Whatever you do in the privacy of your own room is your business” – Front Desk Clerk: Embassy Suites
3. “My three holes for your extra”
2. “Lemme borrow $1500 for like 10 minutes”
1. During Scent of a Mule, CG leans over and taps a kid playing with one of those stupid green laser pointers and says “haven’t you learned anything from this song?”
Leave a comment with some of the funny things you overheard last weekend and we’ll put together the best of ‘em for next week’s B List.
Scott Bernstein
Scott Bernstein co-founded Hidden Track in October 2006 and was managing editor until taking over as EiC in January 2008. Scotty also writes for Relix Magazine and curates YEMblog.com.
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“Heady Nitrous Goo-Balls!”
that made me laugh!
Girl: “Anything for your extra!”
“I’ve got the babies if you’ve got the tradies”
-Woman on the way in Friday night. There was a dance involved as well.
Said I hattttte laserbeeeeams
Anyone spot Frank aka Mr. Danny Devito at any of the hampton shows? He is a huge phan…stood next to him during one of the coventry sets
#1 is the funniest.
smell my mule.
sorry RyTHC, so were standing like right here @ coventry:
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r134/johnnygoff/dannydevitotoned.jpg
fluff ho
girls whoring themselves for extras is the saddest shit I’ve ever seen
Don’t fret Tyler. They weren’t serious.
GOD SHIT!!!!!hehehe
I will say the greatest thing I saw in Hampton was a young Police Officer in the show standing in a porthole was rockin out singing Farmhouse. Imagine what he would have done during Tube or that sick-ass Antelope. Funny side note the other cop with him was in his fifties and looking at him with utter disgust.
I don’t even have a ticket but something tells me heading down to Mansfield Mass would be worth it just for the mishigos that is the Phish lot scene. Yes? No? Maybe so?
I agree, Andrew – that’s my plan for JB!
Brain dead and made of money for sure.(not to mention drug addled and pornography addicted!)
I still think Pauly’s twitter had one of the best lines, which certainly made A. Samberg cry with happiness:
“I jizzed in my pants”
Some kid who had never been to a show before said to me during Wolfman’s Brother, “I think I just turned alive.” He and I then proceeded to laugh hysterically for about 30 minutes.
Security guard named Troy:
“People walking in and out, saying, ‘Thank you, Sir,’ and ‘How you doin’, Sir?’…If somebody had told me about it in advance, I still wouldn’t have believed it.”