The B List: Christmas Rock
[Originally Published: December 21, 2006]
As we approach Christmas, this week’s B List takes a look at the ten great rock and roll Christmas songs. I’m Jewish, but hey, if Bette Midler and Neil Diamond can make Christmas albums, I can at least list my favorite songs.

1. Run Rudolph Run – Chuck Berry: One of the oldest songs on this list (1958), Run Rudolph Run has been performed by everyone from Dave Edmunds to the Grateful Dead to Bryan Adams. I always found it cool (because laziness rules) that Berry just stole the chords from Johnny B. Goode and added new seasonal lyrics, yet 50 years later, Run Rudolph Run is still in regular airplay on the radio.
2. Santa Baby – Madonna: Eartha Kitt, Madonna, Kylie Minogue and the Pussycat Dolls all cover this one — it seems like every 10 years the slutty popstar of the era records a new version of this classic. Madonna is still the sluttiest.
3. Merry Xmas (War Is Over) – John Lennon: John and Yoko wrote this one in 1971, and while it’s not exactly the most uplifting song, it’s got Christmas in the title. The melody is haunting, and the words still ring true today 35 years later.
Read on for the rest of this week’s edition of The B List…
4. Santa Claus Is Coming to Town – Bruce Springsteen: Springsteen has one of the most distinctive voices in all of rock and roll. The E Street Band does a great job with the music, and the way Bruce adds accents and screams to the lyrics makes his version unique and entertaining.
5. Do They Know It’s Christmas? – Band Aid: In 1984, Bob Geldof and Midge Ure decided to do something about famine in Africa, so they put together a supergroup to record a charity record. The result is the timeless Do They Know It’s Christmas?, which stills gets tons of airplay today, and for good reason.
6. Christmas Wrapping – The Waitresses: The Waitresses, who were best known for their hit I Know What Boys Like, made the most of their 15 minutes of fame and released a Christmas song. Christmas Wrapping mixes the characteristic New Wave sound with quirky lyrics about the magic of the holiday. I wonder what ever happened to these ladies. Anyone got some heady info for me?
7. Step Into Christmas – Elton John: As we’ve seen with other entries on this list, when an artist hits the top of the charts it must be time to release a Christmas single. Elton John was the biggest rock superstar in the world when he released this original song in 1973. While the song is just okay, the video is hilarious.
8. Rock and Roll Christmas – George Thorogood: Yet another great Christmas song from the early ’80s: Why don’t pop stars write Christmas songs anymore? Oh, that’s right, because they’re merely a creation of the recording industry and have no discernible talent.
9. Blue Christmas – Elvis Presley: If my list is any indication, depressing Christmas songs seem to be the best. This particular tale of loneliness and misery shows off The King’s crooning style perfectly.
10. It’s Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) – U2: Phil Spector, who also produced Merry Christmas (War Is Over), wrote this tune with Jeff Barry and Ellie Greenwich, with the original version recorded by Darlene Love. Then in 1987, U2 recorded a version at a soundcheck and added background vocals from Love. This track can be found on A Very Special Christmas, my favorite Christmas album, which also includes songs that just missed this list such as Run DMC’s Christmas in Hollis, The Eurythmics’ Winter Wonderland, and Stevie Nicks singing Silent Night.
I know there are plenty more, so tell us, what’s your favorite Christmas song?

Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 3:01 pm
I think Bruce could have very easily made the list a second time with “Merry Christmas Baby”. Check out this fun version with the E Street Band on Late Night with Conan O’Brien a few years back, complete with Conan awkwardly strumming some guitar on stage and a fat guy in a sweater awkwardly dancing in the crowd. I challenge you not to tap a foot under your desk.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gSH1x3pcxuU
Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 3:02 pm
Christmas With The Devil – Spinal Tap
O Holy Night – As performed by Eric Cartman
Green Christmas – As performed by the Barenaked Ladies
Darlene Love’s version of #10 is probably my favorite Christmas track of all time, and I hate Bono…I didn’t know they did a version of this…I think I hate him more now.
Happy Christmas John, Happy Christmas Yoko…
Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Scotty boy, I gotta make a correction…
The title of the John Lennon tune is
Happy Xmas (War is Over)
it’s that heathen secular spelling…
if you’ve never heard the California Guitar Trio performance of said tune, I’ll try and play it for you some time next week.
I think “Rockin Around the Christmas Tree” has always been a favorite of mine. Another is Cracker’s “Merry Christmas Emily.” I dare you to listen to that one and not get it stuck in your head. I haven’t been able to get it out of my head for like 4 years.
and for shameless self-related promotion
there was that Umphrey’s McGee Christmas Jingle they did for WXRT a few years back….
http://www.archive.org/download/um2003-12-06.shnf/um2003-12-06d1t07.shn
a nice little take on their ADD applied to xmas music.
Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 5:24 pm
Very cool, i’ve never even heard of that UM jingle thanks for sharing. And of course you are correct about the proper spelling of Xmas. I look forward to hearing the CGT version.
Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 7:29 pm
“please come home for christmas” – jon bon jovi/eagles/charles brown???
Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 9:56 pm
No “Christmas in Hollis”? No Bowie/Bing “Drummer Boy”? Seriously?
Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:38 pm
I gave Christmas in Hollis some love.
Thursday, December 28, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Little late on this but just found it today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPmu-uqQX9s&NR
Saturday, August 18, 2007 at 12:00 am
I’m probably in the minority, but I really like McCartney’s Wonderful Christmastime.
Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 9:42 am
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! If you are making a “Christmas Rock” list, how in the hell can you leave off The Kinks’ “Father Christmas!?!?
Sayin’
Yeesh. Coal for you!
Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 9:43 am
CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS. C’mon, Scotty!!!!
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Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 10:34 am
I’ve been working on this for years! Here are some of my faves:
Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto – James Brown
Little Drummer Boy/Silent Night – Jimi Hendrix
Christmas Must Be Tonight – The Band
Xmas Time is Here Again – MMJ
Home – .moe
Christmas Song – Dave Matthews and Tim Renyolds
Another Lonely Xmas – Prince
What Child is This – Jorma Kaukonen
Christmastime – Smashing Pumpkins
Christmas Card From a Hooker – Tom Waits
Lonely Without You – Mick Jagger
Yellin at the Christmas Tree – Billy Idol
Your Christmas Whiskey – Minus Five
Here It Is Christmas Time – Old 97s
Mr. Heat MIser – Big Voodoo Daddy
Last Christmas – Minuteman
What Christmas Means to Me – Stevie Wonder
The Christmas Song – Alex Chilton
Ave Maria – Chris Cornell
Christmas Time in Brooklyn – Dan Zanes
Merry Christmas I Love You – James Brown
Auld Lang Syne – James Taylor
The Saddest Day of the Year – Jill Sobule
Christmas Means Love – Joan Osborne
Baby It’s Cold Out – Louis Armstrong & His All-Stars
Christmas Ain’t Christmas – Bobby Womack
Calling on MAry – Aimee Mann
Christmas In the City – Mary J. Blige & Angie Martinez
When I Get Home For Christmas – Snow Patrol
You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch – MGM Orchestra
and the catchiest of all, Christmas With the Snow – Marah
Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 11:07 am
^so the SS link to your mix is… Just saying that would be sweet. Cheers.
Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 1:44 pm
A newer favorite of mine is “Christmas is Coming” by Blitzen Trapper from their self-titled album.
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Saturday, December 19, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Big base of data referring to this good post people see at the freelance writing jobs .
Saturday, December 19, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Xmas Curtain-MMJ
Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Kinks – Father Christmas
Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Greg Lake’s, “I Believe In Father Christmas”. The requests for it have been huge in the Western Michigan area for decades on Classic Rock WLAV-FM.
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 1:28 pm
The Waitresses broke up in 1984, but only one member of the band was female.
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