Today we draw the curtains on a week in which I couldn’t quite shake off the ACL hangover or get this catchy-as-shit Arctic Monkeys tune out of my head…

Let’s now take a look at a sample of The Week That Was on this here rag:

• Amoreena, eh? Page McConnell gets in touch with his inner Elton John
• The Fab Faux nails Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band at the Beacon
• God Save Their Hips: The Sex Pistols reunite for a one-off show
• Peart solos make Scotty melt — Rush lives in the Limelight at MSG
• Heart’s Ann Wilson tries her luck at a creepy but cool Immigrant Song
• Dane Cook goes emo and finally makes us laugh…at him
• Suge Knight takes a break from fingering his enemies
• The B List reminisces about the Songs of the Summer, HT-style
• No need for the DVR: Try Wes Anderson’s AT&T commercials
• And, finally, make your iPod love you: Enlist in our MP3 Boot Camp, Grouse our Aisles and download the Friday Mix Tape