You Know What We Need? More Reunions, and Preferably Ones That Will Crash and Burn
It looks as if the Jackson 5 may reunite for what may potentially be the biggest source of Grade-A music-blog fodder since Radiohead “pulled a Radiohead.”

Jermaine’s talking, and he claims the talented one will be involved in some role:
Michael will be involved. We want to tour. We want to touch the lives of everybody who’s bought our records and supported us. It will probably start here first, but it will be sometime in 2008. That’s our plan.â€
Our guess is Michael will want to touch more than just lives…we’ll let you know if “scrumptious boycock” is featured prominently on the tour rider. Eh, too easy.
Some Jackson 5 videos to quell that nostalgic queasiness:



The Jackson family is in financial trouble. That is probably why they are reuniting. That and the groupies. The younger ones of course.
Doesn’t MJ live in Dubai? Could this be what sparked the “Phish to play NYE in Dubai” rumor from last week? If it’s true, will they double-bill? And if so, whom opens for who? And does that mean we’ll FINALLY see a PYT>PYITE in our lifetime? And where the hell was I?
Dude, Phish is gonna play the Thriller album for Halloween in 1995………
10.21.95′d
Latoya better have a snake around her snatch ala her playboy centerfold.
and tito better be…..
well….
tito.
I don’t care about the rest.